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Girlfriend jokes:

A guy sees his best friend showing up at work with a black eye.
"Did you follow my advice about kissing your girl friend when she least expects it?", he asks.
"I thought", answers the friend, " you said where she least expects it!"

Revenge!
A girl who was playing around a bit wanted to break off with her old boyfriend, but he was becoming quite needy...
She sent him a picture of herself, sucking off one of her new boyfriends.
Needless to say he took it quite badly: he took a pen, and wrote on the back of the picture: "dear mum and dad. Having a great time in college. Could you please send me more money, I'm running out..." then mailed the picture to her parents!

This girl tries to call her boyfriend, and a woman answers the phone!
"Could I speak to Robert", she says.
"He's in the shower right now", the woman answers.
"Could you please tell him his girlfriend called" the girl says.
A little while later, she tries to call him again...
A man answers: "this is Robert" he says.
"But, but..." she says, "you're not my boyfriend!!!"
"I know," he answers, "that's what I've been trying to tell my wife!"